Love, that ethereal four-letter word. A word that can invoke lust, dreaminess, and frustration. Most certainly never boring and oftentimes all consuming. We seek it when sometimes we shouldn’t, miss it when it’s gone, and embrace it when we find it.
Pokémon Go has taken the world by storm. People are playing it on the bus, at work, in the bushes and even on dates!
Pokémon Go, does encourage people to peel themselves off the couch and get outside; but, contrary to popular belief, Pokémon Go is not, and never will be a dating app.
Here are my top ten reasons why Pokémon Go will never beat meeting singles on real dating apps like PlentyOfFish.
You’re too busy “catching them all” instead of devoting time to converting your Pokéstop meet ups into real dates.
You don’t know if your fellow Poké player is, in fact, single because they have zero “dating” information on their Poké profile.
You’re simply missing out on a sea of single people that aren’t interested in playing Pokémon – you’re limiting your options.
You’re looking at your phone instead of making eye contact with your date, because you can’t help but watch your incubated egg hatch into the Pokémon you’ve always wanted it to be.
There is a limited window of time to meet potential matches through Pokémon Go, because people tend to play mostly during the day. On a dating app, millions of users are logged in all day and night, making your opportunities for meeting people endless.
Poké dates inevitably result in you being on your phone constantly, causing you to be distracted further by incoming texts and phone calls. You just broke first date etiquette 101.
The anonymity of meeting someone during game play, doesn’t let you screen them prior to your face to face meet. Say goodbye to creeping them on Facebook and Instagram.
You find your date is a little too invested in catching MewTwo than asking questions about you – your family, where you grew up and your interests outside of Pokémon Go. You want to find commonalities and shared hobbies with one another that goes beyond the game.
The lack of a live chat feature on Pokémon Go doesn’t allow for any initial flirt or courtship prior to meeting in person.
You’re not living in the moment when you meet someone at a Pokéstop, because all you can think about is raising your character’s CP (combat points) for their next battle. Your #1 priority is playing the game, not sparking up conversation with the single next to you.