Real Singles Reveal Best Pickup Line Fails

Pickup lines! They’re as old as time and rarely (never?) work, yet somehow, a select portion of the population still thinks they’re OK. If you’re single, of you’ve ever been single, you’ve likely had a pickup line thrown in your direction once or twice.

We had PlentyOfFish users reveal their best pickup line fails:

I was out for drinks with a coworker when a much older guy teetered over to us. After a few opening remarks he says, “Say, I have an idea- why don’t you girls come home with me- You can go through my dead wife’s closet.”

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A man once tapped me on the shoulder at a bar and actually said, “want to have pizza and sex?”

 

 

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“How do you like your eggs in the morning…fertilized?”

 

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“My chair is broken, may I sit on your. . . Lap?” This lady was very forward”

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This drunk guy had soda in his glass and said, “hey baby, You want a shot of my Pepsi? It’s ice cold..”

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“That’s a mighty small neck you’ve got there, young lady. I like it.”

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I was a server at an upscale restaurant for a while. A man sat down with a DATE, and as I approach the table he says too both of us: “What has 150 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper!”

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“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”

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“I’ve seen much better looking’ gals, but you intrigue me……….”

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“Hey baby let’s go steal some picnic baskets”

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“You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.”

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