The 10 Weirdest Things Ever Said On A First Date: Part 2

Turns out a lot of people have had some pretty messed up things said/done to them on dates, so we’re featuring 10 MORE of the weirdest things ever said on a first date – because we can!

1. “You should consider going walking in the woods naked.” 

sure thing

2. “I don’t want to alarm you, but I really want to spank you in the middle of this restaurant…”

laff

3. “From out of the blue, in a lull in conversation, my date told me that he’d once dated a woman with a tattoo of her grandchild on her boob.”

gag

 

4. “You should be meet my husband, you two would really get along.”

run

5. “I once had a guy yell out, “Does anyone know where I can get some heroin?” in a restaurant. Like, just out of the blue.”

drops tea

6. “Then there was the guy who admitted that he could not read – at all. I asked how he managed to get his job, and he mentioned that his brother had helped with the paperwork. Done deal.

read

7. “Don’t take this the wrong way, but I don’t think I’m going to marry you right away.”

side eye

8. “Water does not exist in a vapor phase. There is no water in clouds.”

clouds

 

9. “Have you ever been with a guy as good-looking as I am? I seriously need to know.”

good looking

10. On our first date she pulled out a small wooden box and opened the lid. Inside the box were a dozen tiny voodoo dolls, looking very much in pain. She tells me; “These are my ex boyfriends souls, trapped inside my dolls. If you mess with me — you are next.”

shutsdoor