The 10 Weirdest Things Ever Said On A First Date: Part 2

Turns out a lot of people have had some pretty messed up things said/done to them on dates, so we’re featuring 10 MORE of the weirdest things ever said on a first date – because we can!

1. “You should consider going walking in the woods naked.” 

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2. “I don’t want to alarm you, but I really want to spank you in the middle of this restaurant…”

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3. “From out of the blue, in a lull in conversation, my date told me that he’d once dated a woman with a tattoo of her grandchild on her boob.”

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4. “You should be meet my husband, you two would really get along.”

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5. “I once had a guy yell out, “Does anyone know where I can get some heroin?” in a restaurant. Like, just out of the blue.”

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6. “Then there was the guy who admitted that he could not read – at all. I asked how he managed to get his job, and he mentioned that his brother had helped with the paperwork. Done deal.

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7. “Don’t take this the wrong way, but I don’t think I’m going to marry you right away.”

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8. “Water does not exist in a vapor phase. There is no water in clouds.”

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9. “Have you ever been with a guy as good-looking as I am? I seriously need to know.”

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10. On our first date she pulled out a small wooden box and opened the lid. Inside the box were a dozen tiny voodoo dolls, looking very much in pain. She tells me; “These are my ex boyfriends souls, trapped inside my dolls. If you mess with me — you are next.”

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The 10 Weirdest Things Ever Said On A First Date

Even when things go off without a hitch, first dates can be a little weird. But have you ever had a first date go down in flames based off a one-liner, or something super weird your date said to you? We asked our users about the weirdest things ever said to them on a first date, and they delivered! So next time you have an awkward first date…just look on the bright side and count your lucky stars that he’s not referring to himself as a warlock.

Here is our list of the 10 weirdest things ever said on a first date:

1. “An ex-anesthesia technician told me that he really enjoyed the smell of flesh being cauterized (burned) during surgery …”

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2. “On our first date we passed by a water tower under construction twice, once after picking her up and again when I was taking her home. Both times she laid out a detailed plan to sneak up there just so she could sleep in it for a night.”

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3. “I had my ovaries and uterus removed, but I still enjoy sex”

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4. “My date announced that he’d given me a fake name, as he’d been ( wrongfully) accused of sexual harassment. (I Googled afterwards, and he had been charged.)

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5. “My date asked me to leave the country with him as his companion, all expenses paid, to appear on a television show, as he was a warlock.”

how bout no

6. “One guy hid in the shadows in the back of the bar so he could check me out. I hung around for about 30 minutes and he never appeared so I left. He later emailed me and told me he saw me but chose to not meet me because “I looked like a b*tch” …”

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7. “Can my bi-sexual friend come to dinner with us?”

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8. “I went to dinner with a guy once. He constantly drummed on the table with his knife and fork and occasionally would pick up his napkin, whirl it above his head and yell, “Yippee-i-o-ki-ay!!

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9.  “He proclaimed that he ‘itched because his ex had caused him not to be able to carry a gun anymore’…

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10. ” On our first date, I was asked to delete my profile, because he didn’t want me on PlentyOfFish if we were to go out. Of course, I said no because we’d JUST started chatting, and then he told me he LOVED me!” 

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