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The 10 Weirdest Things Ever Said On A First Date: Part 2

  • April 14, 2015
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  • Shannon Smith
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Turns out a lot of people have had some pretty messed up things said/done to them on dates, so we’re featuring 10 MORE of the weirdest things ever said on a first date – because we can!

1. “You should consider going walking in the woods naked.” 

sure thing

2. “I don’t want to alarm you, but I really want to spank you in the middle of this restaurant…”

laff

3. “From out of the blue, in a lull in conversation, my date told me that he’d once dated a woman with a tattoo of her grandchild on her boob.”

gag

 

4. “You should be meet my husband, you two would really get along.”

run

5. “I once had a guy yell out, “Does anyone know where I can get some heroin?” in a restaurant. Like, just out of the blue.”

drops tea

6. “Then there was the guy who admitted that he could not read – at all. I asked how he managed to get his job, and he mentioned that his brother had helped with the paperwork. Done deal.

read

7. “Don’t take this the wrong way, but I don’t think I’m going to marry you right away.”

side eye

8. “Water does not exist in a vapor phase. There is no water in clouds.”

clouds

 

9. “Have you ever been with a guy as good-looking as I am? I seriously need to know.”

good looking

10. On our first date she pulled out a small wooden box and opened the lid. Inside the box were a dozen tiny voodoo dolls, looking very much in pain. She tells me; “These are my ex boyfriends souls, trapped inside my dolls. If you mess with me — you are next.”

shutsdoor

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Shannon Smith

Shannon has been putting the ‘elation’ in the ‘Public Relations’ team at PlentyOfFish since joining the company in early 2010. Her penchant for jokes and all things hilarious can be topped only by her fierce love of writing. She also has a weird obsession with celebrities, and this one time she rode an elevator with Sofia Vergara.

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