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Real Singles Reveal Best Pickup Line Fails

  • December 3, 2015
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  • Shannon Smith
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Pickup lines! They’re as old as time and rarely (never?) work, yet somehow, a select portion of the population still thinks they’re OK. If you’re single, of you’ve ever been single, you’ve likely had a pickup line thrown in your direction once or twice.

We had PlentyOfFish users reveal their best pickup line fails:

I was out for drinks with a coworker when a much older guy teetered over to us. After a few opening remarks he says, “Say, I have an idea- why don’t you girls come home with me- You can go through my dead wife’s closet.”

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A man once tapped me on the shoulder at a bar and actually said, “want to have pizza and sex?”

 

 

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“How do you like your eggs in the morning…fertilized?”

 

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“My chair is broken, may I sit on your. . . Lap?” This lady was very forward”

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This drunk guy had soda in his glass and said, “hey baby, You want a shot of my Pepsi? It’s ice cold..”

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“That’s a mighty small neck you’ve got there, young lady. I like it.”

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I was a server at an upscale restaurant for a while. A man sat down with a DATE, and as I approach the table he says too both of us: “What has 150 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper!”

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“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”

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“I’ve seen much better looking’ gals, but you intrigue me……….”

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“Hey baby let’s go steal some picnic baskets”

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“You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.”

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Shannon Smith
Shannon Smith

Shannon has been putting the ‘elation’ in the ‘Public Relations’ team at PlentyOfFish since joining the company in early 2010. Her penchant for jokes and all things hilarious can be topped only by her fierce love of writing. She also has a weird obsession with celebrities, and this one time she rode an elevator with Sofia Vergara.

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